there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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