What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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