you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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