Grow some girl-balls and come out already
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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