I must be too annoying 4 u.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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