): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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