I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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