Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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