Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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