fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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