Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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