My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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