He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?