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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.

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  Girl's gotta have her standards.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"

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  go get him tiger.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy

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• (516): View more from New York

  She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.

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• (310): View more from California

  That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...

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• (315): View more from New York

  I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.

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