I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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