he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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