Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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