Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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