Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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