just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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