You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
