i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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