I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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