im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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