We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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