I don't think brook has ever known best
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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