she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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