I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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