Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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