Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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