remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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