its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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