What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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