I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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