: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Please, let me fuck your mom
and you said cock pushups were impossible
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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