Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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