I hate your face
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I will pee on everything he values.
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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