I'm gonna have a badass scar
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Randomize