Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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