I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We named our party play list daddy issues
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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