at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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