We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!