Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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