Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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