she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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