some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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