You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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