He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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