her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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