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cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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