I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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