I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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