with your own penis?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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