You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
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I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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