I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
We left an ass print on the piano.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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