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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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