Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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