I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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