i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
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We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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