Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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